Moo.

Things I have learned recently:

1. Sometimes, you have to talk to someone "crazy" for everything to make sense.
2. If a cow pops up in your life on a regular basis, take note of the cow. Follow the cow. Listen to the cow.
3. There is always a reason for everything. However, the gods don't always think you need to know what the reason is until, say, 20 years later when it suddenly makes sense.
4. Taking calcium pills with Diet Pepsi will cause said calcium pill to explode in your mouth.